samanthlol
I'm not creative. Someone tried tell me I am once, and so I told myself I was. I stole their fucking idea.
Looking for Alaska by John Green
(Submitted by: Alanna)
favorite 4 music artists, in order.
1. Cake
2. Weezer
3. Girl Talk
4. Lil Wayne
“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.”
—Woody Allen (via quote-book)
I love Woody Allen.
Woody Allen (via quote-book)
I love Woody Allen.
THIS.
(619): went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
MY TUMBLARITY...IT'S SO...HIGH...I CAN'T...HANDLE...IT...
SO POPULARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
There’s a high chance that I’m going to freak out and murder every person in this house or at least anyone who crosses my path.
FUCKINGFUCKASFHARJKGFADJ, I’ve never been in such an angry mood in my life. FUCK MEDICATIONS FOREVER, THIS IS WHY I DON’T TAKE YOUR PHARMACEUTICAL BULLSHIT.
You’re always welcome to come down here and party wiff us, Markie, if you need to. I’ll try not to be a bitch! (:
pssssst, markie. hey. cawcawcaw. lookoverhere.
check your spizzle.
which is gangster for space.
aka myspace.
| Sam: | You can't leave me here! If you leave Mason will play his game all night and do his homework... |
| Markie: | Fine, I'm going to try and stay as hard as I can. |
| Sam: | Yoooure...gonna try and stay as hard as you can? |
| *middle finger action* |
